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Joke of the Day

"T Rex isnt so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney just giggling and rolling around on the ground playing with keys."

"A man walks into r/news <removed>"

"What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency."

"Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to Otter Space."

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A computer accepts a 3.5 in. floppy."

"Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?"

"Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Chuck Norris had a body count."

"Chicks with big tits always seem to say the right things."

"The dyslexic pregnant virgin said it was an act of Dog."

"What is a feminist's feeling when she gets ""threatened?"" Womenaced"