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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new ""Stealth Condom?"" A: ""They'll never see you coming."""

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"What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire? See you next period."
"Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm addicted to Twitter! Doctor: Sorry, I don't follow you."
"INTERVIEWER: Any questions for me? ME: How do I access the WIFI? INTERVIEWER: I meant about the job ME: Is that all capital?"
"When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!"
"What does 90-year-old pussy taste like? Depends."
"Do you know what my least favorite thing about drinking goats milk is? Getting the grass stains off my back."
"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Hells Angel? Someone who comes to your door and tells you to fuck off."
"Patient: ""Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" Doctor: ""Next time, take off the candles."""
"How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? ... Eats his first Brownie!"
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