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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what my least favorite thing about drinking goats milk is? Getting the grass stains off my back."

"An anti-semantic walks into a synagogue. The linguists in the group are offended and leave."

"My iPhone's device name is ""Titanic"". It's syncing."

"Did you hear the AIDS joke? You haven't? Never mind, I don't want to spread it."

"I've never been as disappointed as my dog just was when she realized the food I dropped was a carrot."

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister... ...""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"Still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about my love note that was passed to the wrong boy in kindergarten."

"Weed is the answer... .. when your parents tells you to be the highest among the rest of the students in your class."

"If a family's last name is Smear, do the kids call their grandpa Pap Smear?"

"My girlfriend is like my bike. Some black guy stole her from me too."