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Joke of the Day

"What do Russians and gays have in common? They both like bears."

"It's cute how my boss called the plastic container on my desk a ""water bottle."" Yeah, that's the clear liquid I keep in there."

"How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just talk about when it did work."

"Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home? Because he had too many shots."

"Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders."

"What did the alpacas go as for their group costume? The zombie alpacalypse"

"My son was on eBay this morning. Child services were not impressed with me."

"What are the worst three words you could hear when you're in the middle of some passionate love making? ""Honey, I'm home!"""

"How school works: In class: 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: John had 4 apples.He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass."

"Only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize That violence is not always the option"