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Joke of the Day

"What's grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement? A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard."

"all i want for christmas this year is to get off all social media forever"

"When I draw a fish I always.... ... Draw it to scale"

"It's raining cats and dogs outside. Know how I can tell? I stepped in a poodle."

"You guys wanna hear a dirty story..... A horse fell in the mud."

"RETOOT I was enjoying a drink at a gay bar when the guy next to me farts. I turn to him and say, 'That's the worst pick up line I've ever heard"

"Two Mexicans fall of a cliff at the exact same time. Who wins? Society."

"As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster... People get heavier, thicker, and slower."

"I like my women like my doughnuts... ...with a hole I can stick my dick into."

"When an unattractive woman in a bar asks me my sign I tell her ""Stop."""