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Joke of the Day

"The birds and the bees I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife."

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"I went out the other night and tried a pelican burger for the first time.... It was amazing but the bill was enormous!!"
"What's the most annoying joke in the world?"
"If I was rich I'd hire a guy named Matt to stand in the tub and I'd call him my ""bath Matt."" And I'd also do stuff for malaria and stuff."
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?"" (Dalai Lama job interview)"
"TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey."
"Michael Sam has stepped away from football. He will now pursue his sacks elsewhere."
"What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert? ""My chestnuts are roasting"""
"What do you call a woman who obsesses over learning about sex? An info-maniac."
"[seaside wedding] We are gathered here today to celebrate the- [bride picked up by giant seagull] -completion of the ritual. HAIL GULLTHRAX"
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