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Joke of the Day

"My Grandpa: killed 17 Nazis and singlehandedly saved his entire battalion in WWII Me: Sits around all day making up stories about my Grandpa"

"A Polish guy goes to the eye doctor The doctor holds up a chart: K Z S Y X W K P G and asks the man if he can read it. ""Read it?"" he says, ""I *know* the guy!"""

"What did the bull say after sleeping with a transexual cow? ""That was no Miss Steak!"""

"Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?"

"What's better than Roses on your Piano? Tulips on your Organ."

"Atheists are Popeless romantics."

"Why is my penis nicknamed Johnny Depp? Because I pirate so many pornos. Edit: I don't know how to add the nsfw tag sorry."

"how do you make a dog go meow Put it in the freezer then overnight then cut it in half with the chainsaw in the morning ""Mmmmeeeeeooowwwww"""

"Why did Hitler go to Sea World? To see Adolphin!"

"What did the suave frog say to the hot frog? You're ribbeting!"