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"Louis Lane ""there is no way broccoli is a superfood!"" Broccoli *takes spectacles off* Louis Lane ""My God! Look, it's a superfood!"""
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're unfunny and very efficient."
"(NSFW) A friend of mine started dating a girl with special needs. Everyone is saying how sweet it is but I think he's fucking retarded."
"Known as the ""one-day insect"" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms... But it still lives longer than my headphones."
"What's that smell? What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, do you smell carrots?"
"I love linguistics Its the only class where I can talk about vowel movements."
"What did the old man get for his birthday? Cancer."
"How did the frog die? He Kermitted suicide"
"What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood? m'hogany"