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Joke of the Day

"You sister said she had to take you socks because she has none You realize your cum socks are all gone.."

"Waxing. Not a cure for lycanthropy."

"Sad that Batman's never seen a PG movie b/c he never had parental guidance"

"[mom sneaks up & scares son; ruins coloring] Narrator: Does this happen to u? Then u need... [cut to mom jumping on 1 foot & yelling] Legos"

"What's ""68""? You do me and I owe you one."

"Why are so many ghosts alcoholics? Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!"

"I read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. At first I hated it, but by the end I loved it."

"Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians? One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs"

"Have you ever been fooled by the MAF method? MAF = Make-up + Angle + Filter"

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin"