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Joke of the Day

"I read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. At first I hated it, but by the end I loved it."

"How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon? The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK"

"What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman? Eamon"

"Lindt chocolate... .....is to die for."

"Biggest Jewish Dilemma? Free Bacon!!"

"I realize that I'm obviously not learning from my mistakes....I still get up every morning and go to work."

"There's no such thing as ""fair trade"" honey. Those bees are gettin' screwed."

"A chemist discovered a revolutionary new compound of technetium, sulfur, helium, and bismuth. It got him tons of BiTcHeS."

"Heard the one about the corduroy pillowcase? It's making headlines."

"What do dyslexic soldiers get after war? PDTS"