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Joke of the Day
"Sad that Batman's never seen a PG movie b/c he never had parental guidance"
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"I just saw a list of candidates for the local Juvenile Judge election and I just don't think juveniles should even be able to be judges idk"
"Friends are like balloons... If you stab them, they die"
"REALITY SHOW IDEA: Put 10 tweeters in a house with only 1 phone charger and plenty of booze. BOOM."
"The NSA wants Edward Snowden to leave Russia. NSA: Hey Edward, you should really come back to America so we can talk. Edward: I can't. I'm Snowden."
"If a mad scientist ever clones me, throw a cube of cheese in the air. The faster one is me."
"A Rabbi was drinking his Tea. And turned into a Rabbit."
"I need your fingers, rubbing me hard, circling around my red swollen ...mosquito bite. What did YOU think I'm talking about? Weirdos!!"
"What did the football say to the football player? I get a kick out of you."
"Bruno Mars is the best levitating vegetable magician I've ever seen. He can do 24 Carrot Magic in the Air"