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Joke of the Day
"Just downloaded the MySpace app and my iPad transformed into a Commodore 64."
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"My wife said: ""Can my mother come down for the weekend?"" So I said: ""Why?"" And she said: ""Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already."""
"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"
"What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket? Your Billie Jeans"
"How do you know you're wife is too fat? You're using Google maps to find her g spot..."
"An alien and a mexican walk into a bar... Ouch they said. It was an iron bar."
"A naked man broke into a church this morning... After a 30 minute chase, the police finally caught him by the organ."
"The most scientific pet? The lab."
"If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry"
"Do you know why black people are so good at basketball? Because they steal, shoot, and run!"