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Joke of the Day
"What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket? Your Billie Jeans"
Next Joke
"*knocks on door* You're too fat. ""Wha--"" You're way too dumb. ""Wait--who.."" Hi, I'm Roy. I sell insecurity systems. You're too poor for one."
"Respectful Yo Mama Jokes"
"Dr: You have walking pneumonia. Me: That's impossible. Dr: Wha.. Me: I've never walked a day in my life."
"Why was the chef mad? He had all the money in the world, but no thyme."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent."
"I hope there's a magazine for cool college bros called ""Frattitude."""
"I hate being a depressed atheist. Nothing to live for. Nothing to die for."
"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."
"How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?"