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Joke of the Day

"If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry"

"Witness protection, but for men who have accidentally told a woman she looks tired"

"Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball."

"How did we build a tunnel to china? A jew found a dollar in a hole."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends quicker for fat people."

"Some subs... Are not the OP."

"Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year? Me: Math."

"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."

"I climaxed on a blind girl's boobs yesterday She didn't see it coming"

"If you are what you eat ...never order a #2."