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Joke of the Day

"A naked man broke into a church this morning... After a 30 minute chase, the police finally caught him by the organ."

"When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting 'No, man, I've got to go home.'"

"Husband: ""I have good news and bad news"" Wife: ""Tell me the bad news first."" Husband: ""The washing machine broke."" Wife: ""And the good news?"" Husband: ""The dogs are clean."""

"Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. We think we might be in love with your call. We made your call a mix tape."

"What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE."

"Feet are legends"

"I don't know where I stand on abortion. I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice."

"Two Polish guys are walking through the woods... One says ""Look, a dead bird!"". The other looks up in the trees and says ""Where?!"""

"Why did the paraplegic man cross the road? He couldn't"

"What did the Roman premature ejaculater say? Veni, Vidi, Veni."