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Joke of the Day
"chuck norris's daughter had her virginity stolen:chuck norris stole it back"
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"I can tell the way my kids inherited my sarcasm by the way I want to punch them in the face every time they use it."
"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute"
"Women should not be allowed to eat They always poop afterwards"
"How is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water."
"CW: Why don't you ever wear your hair down? Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So? Me: I don't want to encourage that."
"My dad always warned me about anal. He said ""Son, this is going to hurt."""
"What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money? Buys an intersection for a private business work."
"Did you hear the iPhone 6S Plus is selling really well? Seems like it's a big 6S"
"You know you're an ugly c*nt when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."