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Joke of the Day
"My dad always warned me about anal. He said ""Son, this is going to hurt."""
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"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, ""Dam."""
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"Thank God for semi colon's. How would I have ever been able to flirt if they didn't exist?"
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