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Joke of the Day
"what's a slice of cheese's secret fetish? mature. I'll pack up and leave."
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"Jesus: He who is without sin may cast the first stone *guy with no legs throws rock* Jesus: Seriously? ""You said 'without shins,' right?"""
"Just one. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"
"I came all the way from New York.... and boy are my hands tired"
"Do you want to hear a dirty, heavy, wet joke? Elephant in the mud. I'll see myself out."
"If a child is scared of pedophiles, He should grow up"
"Wanna hear a joke? March 8."
"[On a date] *Don't let her know you're a dog* Girl: Do you want to...maybe go for a walk after this? *starts running in circles going crazy*"
"I suspect that my cat has plans to kill me, but has just never been awake long enough to carry them out. Advantage: human."
"How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb? Is dark. Bulb is potato."