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Joke of the Day
"What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common? They're both only three fifths of a person"
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"Auto-correct simply means you end up saying stuff that you didn't Nintendo."
"9: My room is clean. Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for kids""... Sounds like a fair trade."
"You know why Santa has so big balls? He only comes ones a year."
"LPT: A lot of people cry when they chop onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond."
"If you've ever taken a baby to a movie, please set yourself on fire. Thanks."
"I've just been refused entry to the National Alzheimer's conference. ""Do you know who I am?"" I shouted."
"""Update Adobe or we'll kill you""-flash mob"
"I had a friend who had a fear of flying. I told him that statistically, the modern airplane is more afraid of us than we are of it."