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Joke of the Day
"Muslim women should be our allies... Because they will never suck a cops dick."
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"I was in a bank yesterday and all the money just floated out the door by itself. It was a polterheist."
"Who says Republicans aren't into recycling? Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything."
"I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the mouth."
"Did you hear about the awesome new Corey Hart cover of Sunglasses at Night? By Stevie Wonder."
"""My phone's about to die."" -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call."
"Did you hear Barnum and Bailey Circus is shutting down? They can't compete with American politics."