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Joke of the Day

"You know why Santa has so big balls? He only comes ones a year."

"JOB REQUIREMENTS: Must have a college degree. Must have 5 years experience. Must have volunteered as tribute and won the 74th Hunger Games."

"What should you do if you get an erection on the subway? Get off at the next stop!"

"Hippos... It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet?"

"A guy sees an Indian in a port-a-poty The guy asks how long he has been down there. The Indian responds, ""Many a moon"""

"A boy comes home from school and gives his mother his report card. ""Why is this wet?"" she asks. ""Because it's below C level."""

"Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"

"I had sex with an asian woman in an elevator... It was Wong on so many levels"

"My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :("

"where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club? ""THE BOG OF DESPAIR"" Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore"