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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"

"I hate trying to wipe my ass without my glasses on I can't see shit"

"Why did the Smackhead kick the habit? He didn't like nuns."

"Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects? They were looking for the ark tick."

"What's the mating call of a sorority girl? O My GOd! I am so drunk."

"So Trump walks into a bar... and sees Bill having a drink. ""Hey Bill catch me in the news lately? I'm a bigger pervert than you!"" Bill chuckles as he goes back to his drink. ""Close, but no cigar."""

"Sex while camping... It's in tents."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"

"Why are fat people so rich? Because they have lots of pounds."

"My girlfriend said she was cutting off sex for a while. I told her that is fine, we will just have more rape."