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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Smackhead kick the habit? He didn't like nuns."
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"I have a pretty good memory.. I'd say its about a 9/11. I never forget"
"So an Italian light bulb walks into a bar... The light bulb tells the bartender he needs ibuprofen. The bartender asks, ""Why so?"" The light bulb replies, ""I'm a light headed!"""
"How do you make a 90's kid mad? The game."
"What stops rape every time? Consent"
"Why did the Kurd bury his music collection? His tribesman said ""ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."""
"Dubai knows how to end the year with a BANG! I'm talking about the fireworks display guys."
"Your Mama is so fat... that while on her period she sat in the nile and Pharaoh called her ""Moses!"""
"What kind of pants does Mario wear to work? Denim denim denim ;p"
"There are TV shows literally every day so no I am not free to hang out ever."