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Joke of the Day

"Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects? They were looking for the ark tick."

"""Pray, love, eat."" -- A mantis"

"Ninety percent of being an accountant is fighting off the babes..."

"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."

"What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV."

"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."

"What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line? Stopping it with a shovel."

"What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends? Another Juan"

"No one in traffic ever catches me eatin boogers cause u all textin and drivin"

"What do you call a slutty vegan A herbivwhore"