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Joke of the Day
"The best way to dry off a wet baby is to leave him in a jar of rice overnight."
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"Thankful that Five-Fingered Shoes company doesn't make pants."
"Two men walk into a bar... the third one ducks."
"The best part about having a muppet for a best friend is that when you're done singing songs, BOOM free oven mitt."
"After winning the election, Donald Trump has already started with his racist agenda... He's already kicking a black family out of their own home."
"My own joke that I'm incredibly proud of: What kind of weather do Black Prince tomatoes grow best in? Purple Rain"
"how is bungee jumping like having sex? a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks"
"In honor of the Olympics I suggest we start a synchronized drinking team..... Whose in?"
"I was thinking of ways to become transgender... So I figured I'd fly to Paris. Because then I'd be abroad."
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere? Fa Drizzle"