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Joke of the Day

"The best part about having a muppet for a best friend is that when you're done singing songs, BOOM free oven mitt."

"It's so cold... I saw a gangsta pulling up his pants"

"Old milk is just like cold milk Except you didn't c what you were getting into."

"Where did Stephen Hawking find his wife The vegetable isle"

"all pans are no-stick pans if you no-cook in them."

"My favorite Caesar quote. ""Pizza! Pizza!"""

"It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle."

"Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?"

"WHAT'S a pirate's fav'rite Letter? Aye, ye think it be RRRRR, but it's the C."

"[At the register] ""Find everything ok?"" ""No I figured I'd get in line, pay for just a few things, then start the process all over again."""