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Joke of the Day

"My own joke that I'm incredibly proud of: What kind of weather do Black Prince tomatoes grow best in? Purple Rain"

"A new study of dolphins was recently performed... The study showed that within a few weeks in captivity, they were able to teach humans to stand at the edge of their pool and throw fish at them."

"So a scientist working the Large Hadron Collider lied on some lab reports He's a real Higgs Boso"

"This fortune cookie I just had said 'Off yourself' & my lucky numbers on the back was the phone number to a local gun shop."

"should probably not think about sad things at work i mean who wants to buy a dildo from someone who was clearly just crying in the shoe room"

"Sergeant Miller! Yes sir? I didn't see you at the camouflage training yesterday! Thank you sir!"

"Why did Hitler's Bed'n Breakfast fail? The only thing he served for breakfast was concentrated juice."

"A communist tells his friend before going to bed, ""I'm going to take a nap."" He wakes up as a libertarian."

"What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them!"

"What's blue and white and sits up a tree? A fridge wearing a denim jacket."