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Joke of the Day
"What's the gift that keeps on giving? AIDS"
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"18 holes What do you call the area between a womans vagina and butt hole? *The driving range, because that's where I hit my balls!*"
"I'm trying to initiate a neighborhood watch program but the damn neighbors keep closing their blinds."
"Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes."
"How do you make a cat go woof? You pour some gasoline and toss a match and WOOF!"
"I suffer from Insomnia On the bright side; only 12 more sleeps til Christmas."
"Did you know that six days a week T.G.I. Friday's thanks God for nothing?"
"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !"
"If you watch The Matrix backwards, a young man slowly comes down from a wild acid trip before returning to his low-level tech job."