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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a torn up wife beater A piece of ""shirt"""
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"I saw a spider in my bedroom so I did what any man would do... I got in an argument with my wife so I could sleep on the couch."
"A frog goes to his doctor, the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to croak very soon."" the frog enjoys the joke and makes peace with death"
"Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama."
"What is a 6.9? A really great thing ruined by a period."
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"I've just been diagnosed with Sausagephobia... ...I fear the Wurst."
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His condom fits like a glove."
"Dolly Parton and Princess Diana Go To Heaven"
"What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam"