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Joke of the Day
"Did u hear about the leper poker game? everyone threw their hands in"
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"I am a janitor... They call me Dwayne ""The Smock"" Johnson."
"[at ultrasound] Nurse: there it is. There's your baby Me visibly relieved: oh Jesus thank u Wife whispering to nurse: he thought it was bees"
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"I was asked to name my top 10 most favorite books. I don't have 10 so I just started naming insects."
"Kinda bummed that my pet goldfish died today of a bladder infection. Although to be fair, I probably should have realized something was up when the bowl kept overflowing."
"Time to get ready for work Insomnia - OK. You can sleep now."
"Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud."
"She's so fat, she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up!"
"What does the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"