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Joke of the Day
"*Goes to work* *Punches clock* *Gets fired for breaking clock*"
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"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim."
"Some people talk the talk, others walk the walk. And here I am, a mute in a wheelchair."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !"
"I had a can of beer last night and on the side it said ""Best Drunk Before August, 2012. I've just e-mailed them thanking them for that prestigious award which, of course I graciously accept...."
"You heard the rumour going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."
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"My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation."
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"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Vagina? A vagina is attatched to Bill Clintons wife"