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Joke of the Day

"*Goes to work* *Punches clock* *Gets fired for breaking clock*"

"Guns don't avoid critical thinking by leaning on tired aphorisms. People do."

"I like my jokes like my blues.... Cheesy"

"Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first."

"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. He changed the wifi password before he left."

"I'm jealous of people who have more than one ab."

"A Little Chemistry Humor Before Finals *Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more; what he thought was H2O was H2SO4, hey! *Singing it is more fun"

"Was watching tv with your wife Stupid bitch, took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"

"What do you call a well-rounded porn star? A jack-off all trades."

"What did Hitler give to his daughter on her birthday An easy bake oven."