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Joke of the Day
"So a skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""
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"What do you call a lazy lizard? A procrastigator."
"[My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack-cluster."
"Red grape juice is fine obviously but white wine for Eucharist??? just stay home you are clearly not saved"
"Did you hear about the time Hitler and Stalin shared an apartment? It turns out that their landlord was the lessor to two evils."
"Poetry cannot be justified. It's a typography joke."
"My biology professor's favorite joke What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!"
"eer booze and fun!' 'A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club."""
"My friend sent me a picture of her baby and I don't have a baby so I just sent her back a picture of a steak I cooked once."
"I heard Samsung is making a feature film They're calling it Total Recall."