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Joke of the Day
"So a skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""
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"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? No one's going to pay to have a lentil on their face!"
"A seal walks into a club... _"
"I'm sorry you're just not NASA material ""Why?"" Well, you wrote 'red' then crossed it out & put 'human' under blood type on your application."
"What did the insurance company say to Dr. Dre when his house was demolished? Someone's gotta pick up the Beats and pieces."
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"A redneck girl is sucking off her black power boyfriend. What's her favorite song? I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas"
"Vagina Steak (nswf) Today my husband asked me if my vagina was ""medium well"" yet? Pink but not bloody."