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Joke of the Day
"Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission? Because she prefers to drive stick!"
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"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid $40 to watch a garbanzo bean.."
"Push to Add Drama"
"The first rule of liars club is to tell everyone you're in fight club."
"How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked."
"What do you call a one-eyed sailor? Pop-eye the sailor man!"
"Mommy, what are these? ""Put them back they are sleeping pills!"" Oh, then you shouldn't yell ""Why?"" [whispering] YOU'LL WAKE THEM UP"
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant!"
"why wasn't jesus born in mexico? couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin..."
"Whats a printer's favorite sandwich? A paper jam sandwhich"