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Joke of the Day

"The University of Alabama is the only place... where Ancestry.com and eHarmony are one and the same."

"while out today at a restaurant... my waitress had a black eye. so when i ordered i made sure i talked verrrryyyy slowww obviously she wasnt a good listener."

"Chuck Norris threw an impact grenade and killed one hundred people. Then the grenade blew up."

"Die Hard What happens when you overdose on viagra"

"I was trying to make my own joke on Mexicans... But everything I came up with was borderline childish."

"I have a pretty good joke about procrastination But on second thought I think I'll tell it later."

"13: Dad, do you believe in miracles? Me: Do you remember spray painting my car? 13: yeah M: Are you breathing? 13: yeah M: Well, there ya go"

"Why shouldn't you have sex with Linux users? Open sores."

"It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle."

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... ... Just kidding"