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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris threw an impact grenade and killed one hundred people. Then the grenade blew up."

"What did the banana say to the orange? Fruit can't talk"

"What is worse than Spygate? Deflate-Gate"

"How do you get fifty old women to say f**k? Shout ""Bingo!"""

"Two twins are looking through a family photo album ""It's not you, it's me"" They both say in unison."

"Interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness? Me: [wearing my wife's wedding dress] laundry"

"Hey, are you from Ireland? Because when I see you, my penis is Dublin"

"What's a one way streets favorite band? One Direction"

"Dragon. Knock Knock? Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? I was dragon my balls across your mom's face last night."