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Joke of the Day

"It's weird when I'm sitting on the couch and my cat walks by and looks at me but keeps walking cause he's living his own life."

"When is a man smartest before, during or after sex? During that's when he's plugged into the know it all."

"Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life.... Avoiding them"

"Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"

"Justice Prevail for Morons"

"Sitting next to my wife today, I said ""I love you"", She replied ""Is that you or the beer talking?"" I answered ""It's me... Talking to the beer"""

"Knock knock? Who's there? Dr Who. WHICH Dr Who?"

"What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout"

"Contrary to popular belief, tigers do not holler if you catch them by the toe. Also, could someone call an ambulance?"

"when you take a bunch of videos at a concert but you can hear your singing in the background"