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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock? Who's there? Dr Who. WHICH Dr Who?"

"Did you hear about the man with a cold who went to a miniature petting zoo? He was feeling a little hoarse."

"What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"

"Seven days without a joke makes one weak."

"There was a guy at the basketball court He tried to make a shot in the fog. He mist."

"How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry."

"How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years."

"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."

"Two Native Indians in a canoe and two Dutchman in a restaurant... Who tips first?"

"Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste."