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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout"

"I wanted to volunteer and do something good this holiday season... So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a homeless girl? I don't peel the crust off the pizza before I eat it."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? - That's not funny"

"Robocop seems pretty cocky for a guy that can't swim."

"What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!"

"America is converting to the metric system Inch by inch"

"/r/Jokes is broken"

"One of the fake rooms at Ikea should just be a couple fighting as they try to put the furniture together"

"If I got 1 for everytime a girl called me unattractive I'd be attractive"