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Joke of the Day

"There is one instrument I just can't stand.. The Sitar"

"The whole ""limiting myself to one glass of wine a day"" thing is going really great. I'm like 5 years ahead of schedule."

"If your lawyer has a ponytail you're going to prison."

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Blow a little boogie into it!"

"The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor"

"The new Trump Administration is re-doing the voice mail prompts at the White House... Thank you for calling the White House. For English, press 1. <silence>"

"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt alone for 200 years, it WILL develop a culture ;-)"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? One of them starts a religion after it gets nailed."

"Nobody cares about the Jews Hitler and his men are having a meeting, Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

"What's a terrorists favorite sports team? The new York jets."