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Joke of the Day

"How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop? I don't know, check the post above me."

"My toddler found a bottle of Axe body spray I got as a free sample, and now she's wearing a Tapout T-shirt and calling everyone ""bro."""

"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike."

"How do Germans tie their shoelaces? In little knotsies...."

"What is robot jazz called? Beep Boop Bop!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? bu-buk-buk- becaaause! (pretend i made chicken noises)"

"[my 1st day as spelling bee host] your word is policy ""can you use it in a sentence"" um i think hes an undercover cop, he looks a bit policy"

"My phone autocorrects 'sex' into 'pez' in case you were wondering just how dead my pez life is."

"I'm not here to make FRIENDS - David Schwimmer on his day off (it is 1996 in this tweet)"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally."