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Joke of the Day
"What is robot jazz called? Beep Boop Bop!"
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"What did the prostitute say to the leper? Thanks for the tip."
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? He kneaded a poo."
"Whew, good thing there's a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we'd be in real trouble."
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic, so am I"
"Why do Ken and Barbie never have kids? Because Ken always comes in a different box"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Mr Smith? Mr Smith went to Washington"
"Hi I am an NSA employee Tell me anything."
"Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor... ""Make me one with everything"""
"Twitter: Tell me I'm funny! Instagram: Tell me I'm pretty! Facebook: Tell me I have real friends! Pinterest: Tell me how to knit a condom!"