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Joke of the Day
"How did alien defeat predator? ""Hi, why don't you have a seat right over there please.."""
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"Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally"
"What's the feminine name for the Internet Highway? e-Lane"
"Enviromentalists:""How can we stop the rising oceans Me (understands displacement but not enviromentalism):""Pull all those big whales out."
"The word ""methamphetamine"" looks like it was written by somebody using it."
"I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check."
"Therapist: Do you project your problems onto others? Me: Don't flip out, but I feel like you're asking me that to make yourself look smart."
"When a black guy gets shot, what are his communities favourite snacks? Dindu Muffins"
"If you're in Los Angeles and lost your wallet near the Starbucks on Melrose I found your wallet but not the $58 inside it."
"favorite pick up line hey babe, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special"