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Joke of the Day

"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay Sounds suuuuuuper fun if you don't happen to know what either of they things are."

"Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones."

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat Banned from the petting zoo"

"Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire."

"You don't know humility until your Ouija board gets snippy with you."

"What's wrong with the sentence ""Jack and Jill is playing in the field?"" Women should be first."

"A haiku i wrote Roses are red and Violets are fucking violet You ignorant cunt"

"What has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree it'd kill you? A pool table"

"What does a redneck say after sex? Thanks, sis."

"Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some."