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Joke of the Day

"Gay Marriage in China... (Joke Originally from Comedian Jeffery Ross) Why Is gay Marriage Illegal in China? NO SUBSTITUTIONS!"

"Who is Reddits favrite musician? Mack-Le-More!!!!!!"

"I just got back from a boner contest I must admit, the competition was stiff."

"Jesus wasn't angry at the soldiers who crucifixed him He was just crossed."

"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."

"ME: Mexican food does NOT agree with me BURRITO: Correct. Your thoughts on middle eastern power structures are banal and imperialist at best"

"I don't understand how Elvis got so fat He ate nothing but a hound dog"

"I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it ""Fruits and Vegetables"""

"Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, ""Do you have reservations?"" One of the guys replies, ""Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."""

"How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry."