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Joke of the Day

"Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger? It lacked porpoise."

"Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him ""Wait Please."" To which Laloo replied ""65 kgs"" and moved on."

"If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... Then hipsters would buy the soundtrack."

"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."

"Did you hear about Joan Rivers? When they died, they realized she was an organ donor. They used the plastic to make toys for the orphan children."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you."

"I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me."

"What's grey, has one leg, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss out of you? A kidney dialysis machine."

"I learned how to talk to animals today.. Now they just have to learn to listen"

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they're all in Marseille at the Euro's."