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Joke of the Day

"Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger? It lacked porpoise."

"So a blind man walks by a fish market... And when he walks by the market he takes a deep breathe and says... hello ladies!"

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! Courtesy of the popsicle I just enjoyed. Had to share. Have a great day."

"People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that."

"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous... The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."

"The only way to make conservatives feel threatened by climate change is to convince them the climate is gay."

"Other silverware probably hates the large spoon that wears skinny jeans, Keds, and thick rimmed glasses. Nobody likes a hipstirrer."

"I've got a great joke for you all! Runescape 3."

"Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the whole place, But it's their fault for not having windows."

"Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!"