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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food? They have a Pho-bia!"

"What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo? Surprise subtext."

"UFO conspirators believe theres been an invasion... ... They have reported an incredibly high amount of aliens at California DMV's."

"A man invested in a weight loss diet from Britain He lost 10,000 pounds! But it didn't work"

"[moving her panties to the side] HEY MAA, I'M MAKING ROOM FOR MY LEGOS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER."

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but it's more than 5 because my basement is still dark..."

"Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird."

"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: I'm not sure. Over."

"If a Church Congregation from Massachusetts goes on a Bus Ride It would be Mass Mass Mass Transit"

"comic sans divorce papers"