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Joke of the Day
"What job can you see yourself doing? Inspecting mirrors"
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"If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?"
"My friend uses 'supossebly' and I never correct her. I like her irregardless."
"If you're walking on sunshine, please adjust your dosage accordingly."
"Mary had a little sheep and with the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram so Mary had a little lamb."
"Did you hear about the new skat porno? it's full of shit"
"What happened to the guy who farted in church? He sat in his own pew."
"So I was petting a duckling the other day... you could say I was feeling a little down."
"Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? A: To see how long he slept."
"Freaky Friday 2: The mom and daughter switch bodies again The mom doesn't go back She keeps stealing children's bodies She lives forever"