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Joke of the Day

"Jurassic World Fight That fight scene at the end was really intense. I can't help but think those dinos will be sore tomorrow."

"Did ya hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"

"What do politicians and sperm have in common? About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human."

"The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat."

"What's long, Jewish, and rough with your ass? Passover"

"How to pick up women: 1-approach beautiful lady 2-bend at the knees 3-lift gently 4-oh god she's screaming 5-put her down the cops are here"

"Police men knock on the door..... Somebody knocks on door: Who is there? Police? What do you want? We want to talk. How many of you are there? Two. So talk with each other."

"Two fish were in a tank... ...one turns to another and says ""any idea how to drive this thing?"""

"what's the difference between mean and morbid? mean: five children in one dustbin morbid: one child in five dustbins"

"You know you're too drunk to drive when... The tree you swerved for is actually the air-freshener."