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Joke of the Day
"Why does Bono always wear those glasses? Because he still hasn't found what he's looking for."
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"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down the chimney."
"Just set my alarm for 6AM. This is going to be hilarious if it actually works."
"You would not believe how many times Leonardo Da Vinci had to paint the Mona Lisa before he got one where she wasn't blinking"
"I heard Hillary paid a touching tribute at the 9/11 memorial... ...she collapsed."
"Password: 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 stair case, 1 briefcase, 1 in case of emergency, 2 cases of beer, and 1 quesadilla."
"Deaf people have no idea why the rest of us think farts are funny."
"What's that coffee drink with icecream? I used to know it, but... Affogato."
"I'm convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB"
"Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job."