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Joke of the Day

"rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve -Octopus preparing for a fight"

"Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"

"My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside."

"Am I financially wealthy? No. But am I rich when it comes to relationships, happiness, and experiences? Still no."

"What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common? They're both filled with white trash. -&y"

"What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction? Clint Southwood"

"Why are people pissed off that Justin Bieber smoked some weed? It's not like he released another album or anything."

"What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean? A lionfish"

"Just told everybody in the bar to shut the hell up so my date could hear the full effect of my velcro wallet opening."

"""Always remember me."" - Anonymous."